Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Tattoos and Scars


Tattoos and scars are sort of the same thing. Both are painful and last for a really long time. And often we get them while drunk. Aside from that though, they are not the same thing. However, while some people may want a tattoo to make them look cooler, there are certain scars I wouldn’t mind having to make me look cooler and more interesting. Like how cool would it be to have a scar from a shark bite? AWESOME! Oh what happened to you? A shark bit me, but I managed to tame him (or her, because female sharks can be way cooler than guy sharks) keep it as a pet for a while, then introduce it back into the wild… want to come back to my place? Yes. And there you have it, shark bite scars are cool. I could also go for a small bullet wound, but only if there was a great story behind it.

About 20% of the Earth is permanently frozen.