Speech Patterns and Facebook Ads

First, I'd like to point out how angry I am at Blogger because it won't let me copy things that I've already written and paste them so that I don't have to retype everything. I'm really angry as a result. Also, I'd like to apologize for any foul language that I have previously written and will write in the future. Some will show up in this very post. Sorry...

Although this happened a while ago, it's fun to follow tour groups and ask stupid questions. Or it was when I followed a college tour group and asked stupid questions (while I was (and am) a student at UW Madison). And for future reference, there are no dumb questions unless you can speak sign language, which you can't because you aren't speaking, you're signing. To rephase what I just said properly as I want to say it, there are no dumb questions unless you can sign sign language because if you "say" a dumb question, you are asking a question without making noise (from your mouth, or at least not interpretable noise).

I saw an ad on facebook with a bunch of girls in bikinis standing around a guy with his shirt off and I thought it said, "want to get raped?" and I thought to myself, if that's being raped, I'm in, but it actually said, "want to get ripped?" and I no longer want to be raped.

I want to be English. No, on second thought, I want to be able to speak English, and when I say that I mean I want to be able to speak in an English accent. The English can get away with anything. Especially if they're trying to pick up women... for example, in The Holiday, Jude Law's character gets Cameron Diaz's character to fall for him using his crazy English words and accent. But more in real life (since not all of life is like the movies) I recently went to a sex talk (with free condoms and cookies... I went for the cookies, and if you knew me you wouldn't question that) and there was this one guy from England (I assume, at least he had an English accent (or something that resembled an English accent, I really can't tell), and I might add that I'm angry word doesn't auto capitalize English) and we were discussing different ways to ask a girl to have sex in creative ways and he said, “I dunno, how about, fancy a fuck?” and it was one of the most brilliant things I’ve ever heard… all the girls liked it. Maybe I should move to England.