Holiday Lights

As much as I love them, holiday lights are an abomination. The lights, while festive and entertaining, are dangerous. While I was a young child, my family would sometimes go out into the world to view the houses of the families that were a little more enthusiastic than my own. I always enjoyed seeing the lights. As I got older, I began to have to put up the lights, and it gave me an even greater appreciation for the lights that I saw all around. Back to the point though… holiday lights are dangerous. While driving the other day, I was paying attention to the road, when all of the sudden BOOM! A bright flash of light appeared to my left. Somebody’s lights were flashing distracting me from the road. Ergo: holiday lights are dangerous, possibly one of the most beautifully dangerous things I’ve ever seen.