I always have a hard time trying to think of a title for each of my posts. There is never a unifying theme through my many thoughts so I never have a title that covers everything I'm talking about. If anybody could help me in the future, or if you have a suggestion for me, let me know... (although, I have begun to make my posts smaller so that they only cover one subject... it's a long story, if you want to hear it, call me. I'm getting a little bored now that school has started).
Humans in the world should make coasters that are also business cards, or business cards that are also coasters. Then those same people should give me money for my brilliant idea. If this concept has already been created, I should get money anyway. The way I see it, I was just as smart as the guy who created this genius idea in the first place, so I should be entitled to some money. I’m not asking for a lot of money, just a fraction of the amount of money that the original guy got (and my money would depend on how much the original idea was worth, i.e. if the guy got $1,000,000, I don’t think 1% is too much to ask for ($10,000) but if he got $100, I don’t want to be a douche and take some of the small amount that he has… at this point he needs it more than I do).
My friend Joe and my brother (Ryan) created one of the crazy awesomest systems ever. It’s called the perdec system. For example, I think there’s a three perdec chance of snow tomorrow. It would be the same as a 30 percent chance. If you can’t figure it out, you don’t really deserve to use this awesome system.
I'm sorry this is so soon and so long, but this is the real reason for the post and it just occured to me (unlike most of the things I write... almost everything you see on this blog was posted at least three months after it was written) and I'm bored and I want to hear people's thoughts.
I was recently (about five minutes ago) going through my own blog to look at the comments (which has become a very daunting task… I go through all my old posts to see if anybody else has gone through my old posts and decided to comment. It’s always such a letdown because nobody ever does and it takes a good chunk of time and effort) and occasionally reading something I wrote and I realized that some of the things that I say are actually pretty funny… which got me thinking… if it isn’t too much trouble for you, can everybody tell me their favorite (or one of their favorites) blog post of mine up to now. If you tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine…
it seems to me that you spent a bit of time talking about the cut you should get from the guy who had the idea before you, and not enough time talking about why it's a good idea in the first place. not to mention that we don't even know if anyone had the idea before.
ReplyDeletethat's what I think. that, and I'd rather comment on your blog than come up with my own.
The cut is a big part of the idea I think... it's hard to know what I'm thinking most of the time (especially because it was written in February). I think my only thought on the idea was that people should make coaster business cards, but for your enjoyment, I'll eloborate here:
ReplyDeleteHumans should make coasters that are also business cards, or business card that are also coasters. This would be a great idea because then you could pass them out and people would be more inclined to keep them because they are useful. Especially in bars... it would be doubly good because then the person that you give it to has an immediate use and likes you all the more for it and is probably a little ossified and thus he might remember you and your business being a little better than it actually is. It would also be a great ice breaker. There inlies the true genius of the idea.
my favorite posts are pretending and candy canes and movies and books - especially bc you mention me in it
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