Sandwiches

It is about time that I tell you all about my pet peeves… it really really bothers me when people call a sandwich by what is on the outside of the sandwich. I know it sounds ridiculous for you to ask for a whole wheat sandwich when you want a ham sandwich, but that isn’t when you make this crucial error. The time most people refer to a sandwich by what’s on the outside is when there are abstract materials making a sandwich. Not like potato chips or bananas, more like dimes and pennies. For example, if you had dime, penny, dime, that would not be a dime sandwich, that would be a penny sandwich. That being said, I’m sure you all can imagine why the recent kfc product: the double down chicken sandwich, which is made like this: chicken, cheese, bacon, cheese, chicken. That, my friends, is a bacon cheese sandwich in between grilled or fried chicken.

Spontaneous Affection

Have you ever seen spontaneous affection? I’m sure you have… does “FREE HUGS” ring a bell? Yeah, it does. Now that we know what spontaneous affection means, I really don’t think that sort of thing would work for me. I get the distinct feeling that if I went out and did that, nobody would want to hug me and I wouldn’t get any hugs at all? It would be a great idea for a movie. One guy would go the entire summer with a free hugs sign but the entire summer he wouldn’t get a single hug, until the last hour of the last day of summer, he sees the little girl that’s about to go to preschool and will she hug him? It could have little twists like, a band of bullies starts noticing that he doesn’t get any hugs and it becomes a daily routine to mock the free hugs guy… I think that is the type of thing that would happen to me… not that I’ve really thought about it.

What's Your Major?

A while back I used the site chatroulette. I’m not proud to say this, but it’s true… thankfully, I was not one of the jerks that just jacks off, in fact I was the opposite. I used the site to provide good conversation for those that wanted it. This only lasted for about four days… I don’t use the site any more. While I was on it, I found out something interesting… a lot of people ask the same standard questions: Where are you from? What’s your name? How old are you? And interestingly enough, What is your major? Almost everybody I actually talked to asked me this and I always replied that I was undecided. I feel that it’s only right that I don’t know what I want to do. I feel like if you asked any of my friends what their major was, they could tell you… and not only that, but they could tell you what they want their job to be when they grow up (and perhaps more). I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with knowing what you want to do, but personally, I’m in a period of discovery. I don’t know what I want to do, and I’m proud of it. I might have no idea because I have big issues making decisions, but still, I don’t know what my major is and that's fine with me.

TV Traffic Reports

TV traffic reports are almost completely useless. By the time you are able to use the information that the report gives you, the traffic has completely changed. Instead of giving full traffic reports, from now on the people that control the televisions (what mighty power they posses) should just give updates that scroll across the bottom of the screen, but not just any old updates, only the updates about the red sections and major backups that will probably stay backed up for a couple hours. Everything else just changes way too fast.