Sandwiches

It is about time that I tell you all about my pet peeves… it really really bothers me when people call a sandwich by what is on the outside of the sandwich. I know it sounds ridiculous for you to ask for a whole wheat sandwich when you want a ham sandwich, but that isn’t when you make this crucial error. The time most people refer to a sandwich by what’s on the outside is when there are abstract materials making a sandwich. Not like potato chips or bananas, more like dimes and pennies. For example, if you had dime, penny, dime, that would not be a dime sandwich, that would be a penny sandwich. That being said, I’m sure you all can imagine why the recent kfc product: the double down chicken sandwich, which is made like this: chicken, cheese, bacon, cheese, chicken. That, my friends, is a bacon cheese sandwich in between grilled or fried chicken.