Revival of the Flyswatter

Apparently America is fat. I blame Texas (or if my movement succeeds, Texass). I have some ideas that could be introduced and enforced on the American public so that we get more fit. For starters, people hate flies, so man thought, if I could make something to kill these flies for me, I wouldn’t have to. And with that, man was smart, but man neglected to think, if I don’t have to this then that will happen and then I’ll be fat. And my solution to this is that we make the killing of flies exercise friendly. Instead of arming the people with gigantic bug zappers, arm them all with flyswatters. Then instead of sitting and watching flies die, you would be running around and killing them. It would probably also make our hand eye coordination better. And yes I realize this won’t make all people skinny again, but it is a step in the right direction.

The first electric-powered carriage was built in Scotland in the 1930's.