Pretending and Candy Canes

Some of the people I know also have blogs. I am beginning to realize a reason that my friends created their blogs. Their blogs (in contrast to mine) seem to be fairly intellectual. They share stories of their life or reflect on things that have happened to them and use the many weapons in the arsenal of their minds such as logic and psychology and whatnot. They go in depth about certain ideas such as technology and self image. If you haven’t already noticed, I don’t do that in my blog. However, if that’s what you would like to read, I could tell you about my friend’s blogs so you can read them.

With the current season in mind (winter/ candy cane season) I’ve decided to discuss the options of the candy cane (in other words, I want your opinion about the serious problem I’m about to propose (which of course means I won’t get any feedback, but that’s beside the point)). I don’t know where to start eating a candy cane. On one side, we have the curve (I’m saying you hold this part, and start at the other end), which is easier to hold, but it’s more difficult to keep your hands clean if it’s the last part you’re eating. On the other side, we have the long straight part. The hook is harder to eat, so you’re starting out bad, but in the long run, it’s easier to keep yourself unsticky.

Pretending is both the funniest thing I know, and the most insulting. It can be funny in a lot of different situations: when person A is pretending and person B doesn’t notice, when person A is pretending and person B does notice but person A doesn’t notice that person B did notice, or when somebody is pretending with the intention of being funny. It’s really insulting when somebody is pretending to you and you notice, but they try to keep up the charade anyways. Get it through your skull, you aren’t fooling anybody… I’m not an idiot. Stop lying to me… I know what’s going on here.