Loaded Questions

I get paranoid a lot… you should know that by now if you read my blog. I have a lot of thoughts in my head that are odd, strange, and just plain weird that might suggest that I have issues in my head (in my opinion). So a lot of the time when I’m paranoid, I tend to ask loaded questions (i.e. did you not respond because you forgot about me or is it just because you don’t like me?) which don’t really have any good answers. I think that there are probably a lot of other people out there that do the same thing that I do… in fact I have seen it happen, it’s nothing special. However, if you ever see somebody answer a loaded question correctly, it’s a sight to see. Imagine (if you will, for just a second) a conversation between two people. The first says, “Did you not respond because you forgot about me or is it just because you don’t like me?” the other responds, “I’m sorry, I was just busy saving 11 people from a burning building then picking up only the most awesome thing ever that I knew you wanted…” and then how does person one respond. By going from anger to happiness, forgiveness, etc. in about .3142 seconds while at the same time not having anything at all to say… priceless.