Sheet Blanket Sheet

I think I have come up with pretty much the best bed covering ever. This item was spawned out of need a couple weeks ago when it was brutally cold in Wisconsin, right after I got back for the semester (and of course it was nice just prior to that). It was so cold, in fact, that my apartment was unable to keep up and it was freezing even inside. And by freezing I mean it was about twice freezing, but still it was low sixties and I was wearing what I called an indoor jacket. While I normally like it when it is colder in my room when I go to bed, and warm in my bed, this was cold enough that my bed wasn’t really getting warm. So I had to go extreme: I put on long underwear and a onesie (pronounced one – zee), but that wasn’t enough. That’s when genius struck and I created what I like to call sheetblanketsheet. I have two beds and thus two sets of sheets on my beds with just one crappy comforter, which makes this all possible. Both of the sets of sheets are those “tshirt soft” things, and they are soft, but when you take one, put a plush blanket on it, and then cover with the other, you get something magical. It doesn’t matter which way you flip it, it’s always the softest, most comfortable bed covering I’ve ever felt. Thus I think it would be a good idea if people made comforters like this, or people should at least make comforter covers that are just two really soft sheets put together.

So Scott Thought.